Penis party lights

Fairy lights are lovely, but have they ever made an entire hens party scream with laughter? String these little fellas up and suddenly your tasteful lounge room has become the classiest dick-themed venue in town.

Pecker Party Lights are novelty string lights featuring 10 illuminated penis-shaped covers, designed for hens nights, bucks parties, adult birthdays, bedrooms, party bars and photo backdrops. The string measures approximately 10 feet / 3 metres, giving you enough length to run them across a wall, table, doorway or party display.

They’re primarily a decorative novelty rather than a permanent lighting source, so they work brilliantly around party tables, balloon displays or behind a photo wall. Ten glowing peckers may not improve the sophistication of your event — but that probably wasn’t why you bought them.